scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

“Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.”

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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(via heart)

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

(via yourdailydoseofcocaine)

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

(via yourdailydoseofcocaine)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via bonus)

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via succeeding)

ann4m:

athamaz1ngn:

yyourfavpostsd:

McDonalds Secrets Revealed!

mcd0naldfact0s:

rsecret-re-vealer:

the-secert-mcd:

OMG are these real ?!??!?!

Ronald McDonald rn

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i think ill never go to mc again ……

When i realized mcdonalds fries are really bad for me

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OK ITS REALLY BAD FOR YOU BUT STILL GOOD

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(via ant0rm)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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